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13.06.2025 11:59
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
—
Just Forget it!
What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
NYC Renters Brace for Price Hikes After Broker-Fee Ban - Bloomberg
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?
No go.
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Horoscope for Thursday, June 12, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks